once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and...
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
“Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.”
Me and my friends
*smokes to celebrate*
*smokes to cheer up*
*smokes before any event*
*smokes after any event*
*smokes just to...
“My daddy said, that the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away.”
“Books can be dangerous. The best ones should be labeled ‘This could change your life.’”
— Helen Exley
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”
“Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.”